Liner Jokes

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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