A two liner.
With its punchline
A Coke-o-nut.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Thunderwear.
Jim shorts.
It was too tired.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
