Coke addicts.
A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
So he could watch the football
The Ghanarena
By tying a knot on its tail.
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Because they're out-standing in their field.
They are two tired
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Depends on who wrote the script.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.