Liner Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon