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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.