Coke addicts.
A two liner.
With its punchline
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
A. An Ocean "Liner"
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Force of Hobbit.
May the force be with you
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Change.
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Because it was soda pressing.
Partner in crime.
Because they're bad conductors.
