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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.