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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.