When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.