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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.