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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.