When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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He fell on his ash.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.