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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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Why is it called "pig latin"?

Ecausebay ronyiay

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.