What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why is it called "pig latin"?

Ecausebay ronyiay

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal