Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.