Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.