Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!