Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls