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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Romney Jokes More Romney Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.