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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Romney Jokes More Romney Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.