Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Romney Jokes More Romney Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.