Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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By crossing the Finnish line!

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.