Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Romney Jokes More Romney Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.