Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.