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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.