How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.