How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.