What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.