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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.