Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature