Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums