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Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!