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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.