Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Integral Jokes More Integral Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Artificial Intelligence Jokes More Artificial Intelligence Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Indoor Jokes More Indoor Jokes

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Abhor Jokes More Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.