Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Natural Blonde Jokes More Natural Blonde Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Abhor Jokes More Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.