Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Artificial Intelligence Jokes More Artificial Intelligence Jokes

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Natural Blonde Jokes More Natural Blonde Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.