Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Integral Jokes More Integral Jokes

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Thoreau Jokes More Thoreau Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Mother Nature Jokes More Mother Nature Jokes

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Artificial Intelligence Jokes More Artificial Intelligence Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black?

Artificial intelligence