Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.