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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature