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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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