What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.