What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."