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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.