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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.