How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox