What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels