What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.