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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels