What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.