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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.