What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.