What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.