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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.