What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor