Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.