Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.