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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.