Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.