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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.