Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me