Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!