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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.