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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me