He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
A banana in the washing machine.
You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
When they run out of patients.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
There's 20 of them.
There's 20 of them
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Because they might peel!
