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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here