Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.