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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss