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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss