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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss