What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

Heredity.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss