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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash