What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss