Chelsea.
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Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
Heredity.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
Now, both have an oscar.
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
Because of all the seaweed.
From the looks of it, your dad won
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
He died on the cross!
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
The Secret Service
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
They get sent to the pen.