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Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.