Chelsea Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.