Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash