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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers