What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago