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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago