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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."