45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head