45 Jokes

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.