45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.

45 Cent Jokes More 45 Cent Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

1045 Jokes More 1045 Jokes

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.