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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.