March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.