Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.