Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.