Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!