March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers