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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion