Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!