Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!