Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Pound an alarm

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!