Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!