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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!