How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)