How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.