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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj