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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj