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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj