What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.