What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"