What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"