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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"