When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.