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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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When the English got Crecy