What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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You sit in your own pew

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He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Because freedom rings.

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Cruz control.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

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He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.