Who wins the election?

America.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Who wins the election?

America.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black