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Who wins the election?

America.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!