Who wins the election?

America.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Who loses?

America.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.