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Who wins the election?

America.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black