Who wins the election?

America.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.