What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.