What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Who wins the election?

America.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.