What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.