What did Hillary say when she bumped in...

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up