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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up