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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

How does Hillary's email server feel?

Removed

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me