What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU