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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.