What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.