What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission