What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.