Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How much space does the EU have left?

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Because they colonize.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Not being British.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.