Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Because they are always losing pounds.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.