Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.