Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Two test-tickles.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)