What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.