What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.