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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.