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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.