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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.