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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Because they are always losing pounds.

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I love you a ton!

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something