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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.