What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.