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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!