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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.