What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.