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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again