What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!