It's not EU, it's me
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.
Leave the EU.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: