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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.