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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in