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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!