Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.