Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.