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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.