Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.