What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en