What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!