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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.