What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden