What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!