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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!