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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.