What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

1280x720

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.