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Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.