Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.