Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.