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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday