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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.