Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.