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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.