Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Who pays?

Germany.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*