Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...