Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.