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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.