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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Sad Day Jokes More Sad Day Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.