Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.