Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.