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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week