Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.