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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.