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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.