Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday