Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.