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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.