Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.