What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!