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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.