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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!