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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!