What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.