What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!