What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.