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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!