What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!