What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!