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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.