What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!