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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.