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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!