What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.