What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.