What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies