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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.