What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.