What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.