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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique