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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law