What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.