What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Who's there! Chloe! Chloe who?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.